Magic Tributes from District 9 3/4

Three things I most like in the world: The Hunger Games!! (Jennifer Lawrence<3). Harry Potter!!! (Daniel, Rupert, EMMA<3). Friends!!!! (Jennifer Aniston<3).

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the signs as ross geller fuck ups

aries:
getting fired for screaming at his boss for eating his sandwich
taurus:
getting stuck in a pair of his own leather pants
gemini:
saying the wrong name at the altar
cancer:
faking a british accent for his first day as a professor then trying to phase it out thinking that nobody would notice
leo:
being the only person to raise his hand when phoebe asked an entire party if anyone there liked ross
virgo:
getting his couch stuck halfway up the stairs of his apartment building, cutting it in half to extract it, then expecting a refund
libra:
flirting with the pizza delivery girl by telling her that he happens to like 8 year old boys
scorpio:
leaving teeth whitening strips on his teeth for a whole day and scaring his date by glowing in the dark
sagittarius:
his fake tan
capricorn:
trying to kiss his cousin then defending himself by saying that he hadn't had sex in a really long time
aquarius:
holding a fake memorial service for himself and listening through the door as people were mourning
pisces:
coming fourth in a vanilla ice lookalike contest and crying

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Ask me my top threes:

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Top 3 ice cream flavors
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Top 3 Disney Movies
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Top 3 vacation destinations
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Top 3 places to shop
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Top 3 subjects of study/classes to take
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Top 3 make up products
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Top 3 music artists
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Top 3 spices/herbs
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Top 3 drinks
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Top 3 apps to use
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Top 3 months of the year
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Top 3 clothing items
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Top 3 binge perfect tv shows
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Top 3 romantic dates
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Top 3 kinds of flower
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Top 3 christmas movies
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Top 3 OTPs
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Top 3 quotes to describe your life
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Top 3 characteristics you love about yourself
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Top 3 kinds of candy
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Top 3 ways to exercise/ be active
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Top 3 spirit animals
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Top 3 petnames
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Top 3 books read outside of school
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Top 3 most used websites
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Top 3 people you last texted
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Top 3 hashtags you use
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Top 3 instagram accounts you follow
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Top 3 guilty pleasures
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Top 3 summer activities
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Top 3 things to draw/doodle
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Top 3 aesthetics
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Top 3 things you'd buy if you gained three million dollars
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Top 3 ways to treat yourself
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Top 3 celebrity crushes
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Top 3 books from your childhood
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Top 3 accents to hear
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Top 3 scents
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Top 3 "Friends" quotes
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Top 3 cupcake flavors
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Top 3 fruits
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Top 3 places you've had amazing pizza from
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Top 3 sports teams to watch
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Top 3 crayola colors
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Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in college
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Top 3 fanfictions you've read
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Top 3 people you miss right now
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Top 3 fears
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Top 3 favorite literary devices
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Top 3 pet peeves
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Top 3 physical things you find attractive
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Top 3 pets you've had/wish to have
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Top 3 types of foreign food
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Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetime
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Top 3 dog breeds
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Top 3 cheesy romance movies
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Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speak
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Top 3 series (book, movie, television)
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Top 3 pizza toppings
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Top 3 youtubers you're subscribed to
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Top 3 tattoo / piercing ideas
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Top 3 awards you want to win
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Top 3 emojis
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Top 3 cars you dream of owning
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Top 3 authors
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Top 3 historical figures
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Top 3 baby names
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Top 3 DIYs
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Top 3 smoothie combos/flavors
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Top 3 songs of this month
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Top 3 questions of this post you want to be asked
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Top 3 villains
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Top 3 Cities you want to see
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Top 3 recipes you want to try
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Top 3 dream jobs
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Top 3 lucky items
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Top 3 traditions you have
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Top 3 things you miss about being a kid
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Top 3 harry potter characters
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Top 3 lies you were told
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Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right now
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Top 3 turn ons
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Top 3 turn offs
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Top 3 magazines/news papers/ journals to read
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Top 3 things you wish you had known earlier
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Top 3 spongebob episodes
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Top 3 places to be in the world
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Top 3 things you'd do differently
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Top 3 TV shows from your childhood
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Top 3 meals you love
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Top 3 kinds of tea
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Top 3 embarrassing moments
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Top 3 holidays to celebrate
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Top 3 things to do in the rain
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Top 3 things to do in the snow
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Top 3 items you can't leave the house w/o
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Top 3 movies you'd like to see
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Top 3 art mediums
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Top 3 museums you've been to
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Top 3 school memories
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Top 3 things you don't/Won't miss
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Top 3 pick up lines
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Top 3 sports to watch
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Top 3 taylor swift songs

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The Signs as the 10 Things I Hate About You

I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair:
Aquarius
I hate the way you drive my car:
Aries
I hate it when you stare:
Capricorn
I hate your big dumb combat boots:
Sagittarius
And the way you read my mind:
Taurus
I hate you so much that it makes me sick:
Scorpio
It even makes me rhyme:
Pisces
I hate the way you're always right:
Virgo
I hate it when you lie:
Libra
I hate it when you make me laugh. Even worse when you make me cry:
Leo
I hate the way you're not around And the fact that you didn't call:
Cancer
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all:
Gemini

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Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.
~Elie Wiesel (via dragonturgy)